Once in high school, my girlfriend and I were driving somewhere while talking about the then ongoing Gulf War (the first one).
"Good for those Iraqis," she said, "They’re finally going to be free."
"What’s that mean?" I replied, "Free from what? Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes."
Not exactly a PE fan, she looked at me and said, “You know, I like you Larry but sometimes I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”